Life in Authoring
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I won a literary prize!
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Why does my editor joke about on Twitter with his other author when he doesn’t even follow me?
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When someone else’s book goes to 11-way auction
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Yeah, yeah, of course you’ve read my book, stranger. I’ve seen my book sales. I don’t think so.
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I respect people who self-publish. I don’t respect people who go on and on about the fact they self-published in every conversation. Mostly because we were talking about fishing. Not self-publishing.
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Yeah, I know I write ‘literary fiction’, but I also like Will Ferrell films. Why you chastising me at a party, person I’ve never met before?
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What do you mean you’re not publishing my short story? YOU CALLED IT IN!
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I know Twitter’s a public sphere and you like jumping in on my conversations with my friends but still…
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To everyone who unfollowed me for livetweeting The Apprentice
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The book’s done, the editors are enthusiastic, the pre-publication quotes are topnotch but no one’s biting
